If the Shockheaded Peter authors made a bicycle safety film, it would be One Got Fat. Hafosafoans; take heed. Borrow a page from Stanislaw Higgenbottom, Tinkerbell Mcdillonfiddy, and poor Mossby Pomegranite (alas, dead from fallen arches...), as they get steam rolled (Spoiler Alert; literally) for their careless ways. Oddly, there is no mention of appropriate cycling apparel, such as, oh, helmets. No danger, apparently, in riding while wearing paper mache masks.
"Slim knew that his big sack would be hard to handle so he asked Orville Slump if he would carry it."
Thanks, Internet Archive!
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