Friday, March 30, 2012

Ghettobird Southside Playground exposed!


Residents of the Southside of Sunset in HaFoSaFo,  also referred to as  HafoSafo Sur or Baja Silverlake, who have had reason to suspect, of late, that the neighborhood was some sort of training area or playground for low flying police helicopters -from the species Ornathacanicea, colloquially named Ghettobirds- now have startling evidence. Evidently, some  fledglings left unequivocal proof at the scene. Examining this evidence, Ornathacanics, noted experts in the life cycle and habits of the the Copter, now believe the Southside has been designated by these strange birds as a nursery/training ground.
On a recent bird watching trip through picturesque tumbleweeds and broken masonry, these rare images of an actually Copter plaything were discovered.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Yuppie Meldown

The elite neighborhood of HaFo SaFo North has been victimized by a crime perpetrated by a former resident. Evidently, choosy white middle class males choose car torching to mete out retribution for perceived slights in on-going disputes with past neighbors.

For years, New Zealand born "I'm-in-the-industry" neighbor Stuart has been sending lawyers after his neighbors, the Matavosians, because their dogs occasionally barked. Other neighbors who testified that the dogs were not a problem joined the hit-list and got hostile Christmas cards(!?!) from Stuart. Both he and the Matavosian family put up security cameras because of ongoing litigation.

Then Stuart et famille moved out of the neighborhood.

Friday night the Matavosian security cameras captured the image of a man attempting to blow up their car. The LAPD was called and came across a belligerent possibly intoxicated Stu lurking on Montana street with the strong smell of kerosene on his clothes. He was taken into custody.

Other unsolved auto(mobile) de feys have been reported in this neighborhood.
We wish the Matavosians peace and hope their legal wrangles have finally come to an end. We also hope Stuart gets some much needed help.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

On Canvas

Cushioned headboard with original contemporary fine art print on real canvas!  Suitable for framing or use!
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Sunday, March 18, 2012

Art for Teacups

Teacup Chihuahuas that is. Spotted on the Southeast corner of Benton Way at Sunset and positioned for optimal viewing by teacups, these lovely little teapots are easy to miss since they are at extremely small dog eye-level.
Teapots. Check. Teacups. Check. BYOCake.
Ms. Petra Von Fido enjoying the street art of Hafo Safo.

Container Gardening

 It's time to start your seedlings. Just drink some beer from a stylish aluminum can. Cut the top off. Fill with soil. Add seeds. Water. Wait. Instructable coming soon!



Thursday, March 1, 2012

Resident Celebrates 106th Birthday




Hafo Safo Resident Nadia celebrated her 106 birthday yesterday with some of her neighbors. She got a new teal bathrobe, a bright pink sleeping cap, fuzzy socks with rubber soles, a box of Depends undergarments, a bottle of vodka and a pack of menthol cigarettes. Now that's living!

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